James: We have something in common.Blair: I look good too?
James: Not just that. I'm afraid I haven't been honest with you. It's what I was trying to tell you before ...
Blair: Okay spill it.
James: I don't go to Georgetown or Princeton or any other school for that matter. I'm afraid I slipped up on that detail. My name is actually Marcus Beaton. I'm actually British and... a Lord.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Is something wrong?
James: You're just using me to make that guy jealous.
Blair: I ...
James: It's no wonder you hate Charade. It hits too close to home.
Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.
James: And you think you're any different? I can't believe I've been so stupid. I bet you don't even like me at all.
Blair: Not really. I mean... you're kinda boring.
James: Am I? Or are you just too interested in yourself to get to know me? You two deserve each other.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!
Serena: Thank you. I was totally waiting for that.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: No one ever enjoys their first time.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: You never belong to anyone.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Blegh... Chuck Bass is a romantic, who knew?
Chuck: Now you do, and it's all what it matters.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Georgina: So you're just going to go back to Serena like nothing happened and just leave me all alone?
Blair: Oh, you're not alone Georgina. I'm here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think you remember your parents.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: (to Georgina) Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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