Blair: Where'd you learn to give a pep talk, Guantanamo?• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: The only no I want to hear is if Ruth Madoff asks for an invite.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: What is this? It's wonderful!
Chuck: Buntautuk. I learned it from a master in Chiang Mai.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: So you're happy with Chuck. Don't I deserve to be happy as well?
Blair: Trust me, Nate, I know women, and none of us are that nice.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: So Bree, you went home last week?
Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I'm-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn't work. We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there.
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Look, I love you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince.
Blair: Where are you going? I have tension!
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I just need to know that, in this misbegotten corner of Manhattan, wealth, ambition, and moral laxity are still alive and well.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, or social hierarchy. They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf! It's over.
Chuck: How can you do this to me?
Blair: What are you talking about?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. And I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like that?
Blair: That's not how it is.
Chuck: It's exactly how it is. The next time you forget you're Blair Waldorf, remember I'm Chuck Bass. And I love you.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Oh, you all made it. Excellent. Okay, here's the situation. Each of us attended elite schools, failed to go Ivy and now find ourselves toiling away in a patchouli-scented purgatory. Do we deserve it? No. Do we need to put up with it? Definitely not.
Girl #1: What do you suggest.
Blair: While NYU is my garden I plan to rake, hoe and weed it until it looks exactly the way I want. But I can't do it alone. Now who's with me.
Girl #2: You can count on us!
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: NYU's hard. But Blair Waldorf does not give up.
Blair: I am not giving up. I've made a strategic retreat.
Chuck: Potato, Po-ta-to.
Blair: You don't understand.
Chuck: I DO understand. Let me help.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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