Blair: [to Jenny] Did you really think this little stunt would help you win back queen?! I will make your life a living hell! I-Jenny: Blair, I-
Chuck: It wasn't her idea.
Blair: This was you? Did you have any idea how much you humiliated me?
Chuck: You accomplished that with your little teenybopper sleepover.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Morning, Beautiful.
Blair: NYU is hell!
Chuck: What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to nerds] By the way, sandals are not shoes!
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I found this. An invitation to a movie premiere. It seems your entire hall is attending. Since my evening is free ...
Blair: You thought you would help me curry favor with my outer-borough hallmates. Sweet. But unfortunately I've already scheduled an all-night cram session with my tu-tees.
Dorota: Miss Blair. You want me set beds before manicurist arrives?
Blair: THANK YOU Dorota, that will be all.
Chuck: You sure you said cram session and not the annual Waldorf sleepover?
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Blair: Dorota, these martinis taste like tap water. Don't be a scrooge with the gin!
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You can't outbid me. How do you expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a glove and I still wanna wash my hands!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless vault of do-overs?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Guys like Carter don't change, S.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
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