Chuck: Be careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you come down the rabbit hole, it's going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions to drag you back out.Jenny: So what, you're going to walk me to my room and make sure I don't get in any trouble?
Chuck: Try not to run into any Euro dealers in the kitchen.
• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Damien: Dude. You're overreacting. The lady said she's fine.
Chuck: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means.
• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.
• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Do you really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues? It's for Nate.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 7.7 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: [on intercom] If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: What are Blair and Serena fighting about this time?
Chuck: Basically about how each one loves the other more than the other loves her.
Nate: Can you even fight about that?
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
Blair: I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are you still dressed?
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Look, you think anyone goes to the Mercer for the maid service? They go because they want to see Russell Crowe throw a hissy.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Blair's favorite part? Real-time surveillance playback. It's naughty.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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