Bart: ... A weekend curfew of 1 am.Chuck: Is that Eastern or Pacific?
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Blair: What took you so long?
Chuck: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you're in for.
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Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The question is, Bass — will you?
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Chuck: Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there's a website you can go to.
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Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.
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Chuck: Archibald. Isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.
Nate: [to Dan] Hey man, let's go.
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Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
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Blair: Seduce and destroy.
Chuck: What's in it for me?
Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes more than me ... is you. It will be one for the ages. [pauses] Maybe you're not up for it. If memory serves, you've had some mechanical problems.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
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Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: You had me until "troll."
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Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.
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