Blair: You're still mad from before. It's clouding your judgment.Chuck: This isn't about last week. It's about you, Blair. It's the reason I couldn't say I love you. It's because I can't trust you.
Blair: I did this because I love you.
Chuck: Be that as it may, I have a club to open. And you're no longer invited.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: This is a business. Not a high school party.
Blair: I told you I was sorry for my little transgression and you forgave me. Now either make me kiss a girl already, or let's move on!
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Chuck: People think I'm playing a game. They want me to lose. I have to prove I'm not Bart Bass' son. My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate businessman.
Blair: You're very sexy when you're legitimate.
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Nate: I'm surprised Blair's not here. Are you guys in another fight?
Chuck: A fight implies time and energy. This is more of an ongoing, detached distrust.
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Blair: Are you upset because you kissed a guy?
Chuck: I'm upset because I kissed someone who wasn't you. Do you really think I've never kissed a guy before?
Blair: Love me?
Chuck: Always.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You were late.
Blair: I got caught in a text flurry with Dorota. I'm sorry.
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Chuck: You okay?
Blair: No, no! No I am not okay!
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Chuck: Bad dream? Don't tell me it was Charade again. I know how terrifying you find Walter Matthau.
Blair: Worse. I was in All About Eve.
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Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one day you will hold that school in the palm [kiss] of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey. I'm Audrey!
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: She's a guy.
Who took my speech at the freshman dinner and gave it to Vanessa Abrams. He double crossed me, and I-
Chuck: Demand satisfaction.
Blair: You still up for it?
Chuck: [nods]
Blair: You wonderful man. I'll just go powder my nose for ... 10 minutes?
Chuck: I'll only need five.
[approaches Josh]
Josh: Can I help you?
Chuck: Oh, definitely.
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