Chuck: Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.Blair: And you know what you give to everybody else, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
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Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
Chuck: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Chuck: Get in, before I change my mind.
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Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are you gay?
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Dan: I know... we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
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Chuck: It's like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey. My sister doesn't dig stalkers.
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Dan: You should put a bell on.
Chuck: Kinky. I'll think about it.
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Dan: But... why?
Chuck: They anoint Amanda into their fold, she'll be bound by their laws. Namely she won't be allowed to date ex-boyfriends. Namely you.
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Chuck: She's not coming. Amanda.
Dan: What are you talking about?
Chuck: She met some new friends, they extended an invitation to her for lunch. Hockey sticks were involved. You know how persuasive our girls can be.
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Chuck: You're about to see the real Serena.
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Chuck: [hooking up in limo] This isn't gonna work.
Random Girl: I thought you said you're better!
Chuck: I am... just not for you.
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