Chuck: What do you want, Blair?Blair: Forgiveness. I'm so sorry Chuck. I know I made a mistake, I know there's no excuse, but it was just a kiss.
Chuck: When people manipulate, I know how little respect you have for them.
Blair: Not you! I don't feel that way about you, and I won't ever do it again. I promise. It was a mistake.
Chuck: I'm in a meeting.
Blair: I'll call you later.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Carter: You're setting me up?
Chuck: I'm giving you a choice. You can go to the wedding, tell Serena the ugly truth. Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, you still have to deal with Bree, her family, and a little something they like to call Southern justice.
Carter: Or?
Chuck: [to Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: What is this? It's wonderful!
Chuck: Buntautuk. I learned it from a master in Chiang Mai.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You're looking for Carter? The worm is dating my stepsister. If he did something, I need to know. An enemy of Carter Baizen is a friend of mine.
Bree: I can't really talk about it, but you should tell your stepsister to be careful. Oh, and if the worm pops out of the ground, let me know, ok?
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: So Bree, you went home last week?
Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I'm-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn't work. We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there.
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Look, I love you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince.
Blair: Where are you going? I have tension!
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Look ... I may loathe the guy, but he didn't have to own up to anything. I bought him a ticket out of town. He risked a lot, knowing Bree would be there. He must really care about you.
Serena: The girl he proposed to was a Buckley.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, or social hierarchy. They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf! It's over.
Chuck: How can you do this to me?
Blair: What are you talking about?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. And I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like that?
Blair: That's not how it is.
Chuck: It's exactly how it is. The next time you forget you're Blair Waldorf, remember I'm Chuck Bass. And I love you.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Photographer: Why did you want me to take that girl's picture?
Chuck: Dumbo could always fly. He just needed a magic feather.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: NYU's hard. But Blair Waldorf does not give up.
Blair: I am not giving up. I've made a strategic retreat.
Chuck: Potato, Po-ta-to.
Blair: You don't understand.
Chuck: I DO understand. Let me help.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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