Chuck: [to Nate] By the way Archibald, now that the summer's over I can tell you I never believed any of the talk that you hit it with my sis... [sees Blair] morning, Waldorf!Blair: It was until now.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it... that I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ... [pause]
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Skank on Beach: Mister Chuck, is there anything you need caretaking of?
Chuck: The only thing I need to take care of... is you. (looks at other skanks) And you, and you ...
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.
Blair: You never belong to anyone.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Blegh... Chuck Bass is a romantic, who knew?
Chuck: Now you do, and it's all what it matters.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: My father is someone who goes after what he wants, and Lily van der Woodsen was no exception. In typical Bass man fashion his pursuit was direct, and at times not exactly subtle. One thing I learned about my father’s courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance. That in the face of true love you don’t just give up, even if the object of your affection is begging you too. And one thing I learned from Lily is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a second chance and in kind I watched him become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one day I hope I’ll be lucky enough to find someone who will do the same for me. To the happy couple…
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: [to Blair] I love it when you talk...
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 127
