Georgina: No thank you, the Lord cannot enter the body solely by alcohol.Chuck: That's good, because I prefer to be the one doing the entering.
Georgina: To each his own holy water.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: The entire thing was a scam.
Chuck: His suits never did fit well.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gabriel: I had to give my investors something, so I brought on new investors to had to give the old investors...
Chuck: We know the rest, it's called a Ponzi scheme.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gabriel: Poppy's got the rich friends who invite her to parties, the designers who give her expensive clothes to wear in the pictures...
Chuck: In other words, she's a faux-cialite.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: If it's real, we'll figure it out, all of us. But if it's not, then please, Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [after Gabriel-Poppy fight] Oops.
Chuck: Hmm.
• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her.
• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: [to Blair] I see you're wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?
• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: [to Nate] Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code.
• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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