Serena: Dan puts me on a pedestal, if he knew the truth he will never look at me again.Chuck: Your starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate: Cmon, you can tell us.
Blair: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. You don't have to hide anything from us.
• Episode: Woman On the Verge • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: [on the phone] Serena didn't come home last night.
• Episode: Woman On the Verge • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: Okay let's get one thing straight. Our parents might be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
• Episode: The Blair Bitch Project • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: What are you doing?
Eric: I'm hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on for me this morning. Your servants are very attentive.
Chuck: You should meet Bergita the maid.
Serena: No! No he should not meet Bergita, he's 14. Ignore this person.
Chuck: May I remind you, Serena, that you used to have a sense of humor.
• Episode: The Blair Bitch Project • Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: What is your problem?!?
Chuck: Specify the context.
• Episode: The Blair Bitch Project • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
Bart: That's enough Chuck.
• Episode: The Blair Bitch Project • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: Did you sleep with her? Huh!?
Chuck: She needed someone and I was there!
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: (sees Chuck, smoking) Oh, don't stop on my account.
Chuck: Oh I had to, second hand smoke is bad for the uh...
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Chuck: You cannot be serious.
Blair: You can't be touching me. Look, if you were going to tell Nate, you would have done so in Monaco but you don't want him to hate you. Game over.
Chuck: Game's not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then go play with yourself.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I need to talk to you.
Chuck: About getting knocked up? I must say I was a little disappointed you weren't more careful.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Hi, Chuck.
Chuck: Please, call me brother.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 127
