Chuck: I came up with several excellent ideas. You just shot them down.Vanessa: Yeah, because most of them involved leaking the Chuck-Vanessa sex tape on the Internet.
Chuck: We don't have to leak the tape if you don't want to.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 7.4 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: What does Chuck Bass do at 8 in the morning? It's not like you work out.
Chuck: I do my cardio in the evenings. The morning is for business, which I am late for.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Looks like Polanski's in town.
• Season 2, Episode 19: "The Grandfather" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Yale, the only thing she wanted more than me. That would be painful.
Serena: Chuck, she's embarrassed, so we've gotta give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck: Maybe I could lick them for her.
• Season 2, Episode 19: "The Grandfather" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: You're not still thinking about that girl are you?
Chuck: Her name is Elle. If you must know, I'm late for my chiropractor. Makes the Kama Sutra feel new again.
Nate: Nice to see you moving on.
• Season 2, Episode 17: "Carrnal Knowledge" • Rating: 7.8 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: So, the Ultimate Gentlemen's Club was here? Because this place reminds me my aunt's house.
Chuck: This was the place. I know it.
• Season 2, Episode 17: "Carrnal Knowledge" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: If your people don't come up with anything, maybe we can try #26.
Lily: (reading) Crash Jack in plane. The Bass jet is kind of expensive, Charles.
Chuck: There's insurance.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Did you really try to send him anthrax through the mail?
Chuck: The black market's not what it used to be.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: (to Lily) I can't believe you. You're actually going to take your half-price hustler out on the town tonight.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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