Vanessa: Imagine if Serena had hit her head a little harder. Or the car rolled, or ...Dan: Vanessa ... I love you.
Vanessa: [casually] I love you too.
Dan: [long pause] That's not the reaction I was hoping for.
Vanessa: Dan, sometimes when people are under emotional stress, they say things that they don't really mean.
Dan: Yeah. I think I read that somewhere.
• Season 3, Episode 12: "The Debarted" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: You have two options. One. Man up, go to war and fight for the girl you love. Or just forget her. Move on to a palette cleanser. And forget her.
Dan: So you're saying my only choices are extreme emotional vulnerability with a good friend, or meaningless sex with a stranger.
Nate: Pretty much.
Dan: Alright.
• Season 3, Episode 12: "The Debarted" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: Dan, do you really think if you went toe-to-toe with Paul Hoffman that you couldn't take him? You're using him as an excuse.
Dan: No. He's a handsome guy. He's a sophomore. He and Vanessa have a lot in common.
Nate: He's a douche.
• Season 3, Episode 12: "The Debarted" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: [to Vanessa] Come on - Cece's heart pumps secrets and gin - it's not your mom's fault.
• Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gabriela: I can't believe I didn't see this until now.
Dan: See what?
Gabriela: You're in love with her. It's all over your face.
• Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: Sorry for unloading, but I haven't had anyone to vent to since Olivia left to do Bitches of Eastwick. Have you heard from her?
Dan: Umm, no.
• Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nate: Oh my God. This is NOT your next story for the New Yorker. I'm sending it out to an entirely different magazine.
Dan: Oh thanks. That really helps.
• Season 3, Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Olivia: I was taking my shirt off, and you were looking at Vanessa like you've never looked at me. And then you kissed her like you've never kissed me.
Dan: What? That? No. That was barely even a kiss.
Olivia: The fact that you even know what I'm talking about proves it's true. Look inside yourself, Dan, and you'll realize the feelings you have for Vanessa are real.
• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it.
Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on.
Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit.
Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit!
Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger!
• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Dan?
Dan: Mmm.
Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret!
Dan: It'll be fine, Blair.
• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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