Guy: Hey, hey! Look out, it's Bathroom Boy! Clear the way!Dan: [confused] Good morning to you too.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: Listen ... as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about her ... fake boyfriend, who is also my current girlfriend's ex, you could probably get us a copy of that Fallon interview, right?
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Dan: I need a SARS mask.
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Olivia: I'm so happy that you're here.
Dan: I'm not going down to a fake boyfriend without a fight.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: I love that picture of you. It's so flattering. And who could resist free gifts in shiny wrappers?
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Dan: You really think the sight of Olivia in fake fangs reciting stilted dialogue is gonna be a deal breaker, don't you?
Nate: Oh, the dialogue's awesome. It's the part without the talking that's the problem.
Dan: I think I can handle some PG-13 bloodsucking.
Nate: Seriously, man, do you not get Internet here in Brooklyn?
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Nate: Patrick Roberts, who plays her vampire co-star, was her boyfriend the whole time they were filming this. What the blogs all say was that they got really into it and started doing it for real. Like sexing up the cutting room floor real.
Dan: I think the most disturbing part of all of this is that you've been reading Endless Nights blogs.
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Olivia: Flu? As in Patrick Roberts flu?
Dan: He made you levitate.
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Olivia: Dan, that is all acting.
Dan: Well, reigning blog opinion seems to be that acting with your boyfriend without your clothes on, it's, well, it's a sex tape.
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Dan: Is she really levitating?
Nate: I think that's green screen.
Dan: Do they act like this the rest of the movie? Look at the way she's looking at him. That's love. And lust, and ... gratitude, and ...
Nate: Dude. That's an orgasm.
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