Dan: Well, look, I gotta admit, this ... this was awesome. We gotta do this again.• Season 2, Episode 5: "The Serena Also Rises" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: How do you know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me?
• Season 2, Episode 5: "The Serena Also Rises" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
Chuck: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Chuck: Get in, before I change my mind.
• Season 2, Episode 5: "The Serena Also Rises" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are you gay?
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Dan: I know... we don't like each other. You think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
• Season 2, Episode 5: "The Serena Also Rises" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: You should put a bell on.
Chuck: Kinky. I'll think about it.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Google revenge and you get BlairWaldorf.com.
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Dan: But... why?
Chuck: They anoint Amanda into their fold, she'll be bound by their laws. Namely she won't be allowed to date ex-boyfriends. Namely you.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: She's not coming. Amanda.
Dan: What are you talking about?
Chuck: She met some new friends, they extended an invitation to her for lunch. Hockey sticks were involved. You know how persuasive our girls can be.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: You'd be the worst P.I. ever.
Dan: I don't wanna be caught off guard. I can't believe I haven't seen her ...
Jenny: Yeah, especially since you're in the GIRLS hallway looking for her. Just be nice. I'm sure this isn't easy for Serena either.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: 4.5 / 10 • Permalink
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