Serena: Wait.Dan: What? What? Did I do something wrong?
Serena: No.
Dan: I knew the hair thing was too much.
Serena: No, actually, um...
Dan: Um? Um is never good. What?
Serena: (voice breaking) I, I'm scared.
Dan: Of me?
Serena: No! Well, yes. But, it's just...I've never...
Dan: You've never? You're not a...
Serena: No. No, I wish. It's just...nobody's ever looked at the way you just did. In fact, I don't think they looked at me at all. (covers her face with her hand) You think I'm crazy, don't you?
Dan: No. No, I don't.
Serena: Are you mad?
Dan: (smiles) Come here.
• Episode: Victor Victrola • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: A ball?
Rufus: Haven't you heard? You're sister's Cinderella.
Dan: And let me guess. You're wicked step-sister is Blair Waldorf.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: Serena, hey.
Serena: What are you really doing here, Dan?
Dan: What am I doing here? I ran across the city, I rent a tuxedo, I stole this mask from some drunken kid only to look like Robin, I conned my way in here all to see you. I care.
Serena: Well, you didn't seem to care this morning when you were with another girl and lied about it.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: You said you love me.
Dan: Loved you. In the past, in the pre-shaving sixteen-year-old kind of way. You know, things have changed.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: I hear the Ice Capades are coming to town.
Dan: If you're there, so am I.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Vanessa, wait! Why don't you wait... because you're not Vanessa. Sorry. Case of mistaken identity; ironically, not involving masks.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: The Pacifier played for like a year.
Dan: And they said Vin Diesel couldn't do comedy.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan (explaining to Serena's mom why he never stops talking): I'm sorry. I don't know why I just said anything like that. I have, I have this thing, like a nervous tick. My mind never stops speaking, in like, ever. In fact when I was a little boy, my mom used to say there was never a word I met that I didn't like. You know what else I like? Your daughter. I, I really like your daughter.
• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Alright, alright. (loosening his tie) Well, then. If it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you want, then it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you're gonna get. Let's go.
• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: I don't think mom is a big fan of surprises. Remember her 30th birthday, with the clown and his llama?
• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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