Dan: Look, man, I live in Brooklyn. Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.• Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I hope you had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.
Lily van der Woodsen: Yes, it has been very pleasant. Until now.
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: The real question is, so how are you?
Dan: Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?
Jenny: You know, at end of the night with Serena and the...
(Jenny gives Dan a awkward wave)
Dan: Was it really that bad
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: I mean, how could I have actually thought Chuck Bass just wanted to talk to me?
Dan: Becuase you trust people. Which is normally a good thing.
Jenny: Yeah, except when it involves Chuck.
Dan: Yeah pretty much
• Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Think I got a shot at a second date?
Serena: I don't think you could top this one.
Dan: Well, I did punch someone.
• Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.
• Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.
• Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.
• Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Come on, Dan, Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it.
Dan: How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.
• Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?
• Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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