Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Olivia: [to V] When you talked me out of meeting Dan's parents, you said it was because they looked down at Hollywood people.
Dan: And they probably do now. You were pretty annoying.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Scott: Sorry for not telling you who I was.
Dan: I should have guessed. No one under 40 has ever shown that much interest in Lincoln Hawk.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: [to Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: I gotta be honest, I really like Olivia ...
Vanessa: Dan, you're WAY off base right now.
Dan: ... and I've always cared about you, but ...
Vanessa: Stop! I'm not in love with you, you moron. Georgina's been blackmailing me.
Dan: What? Why? Look, Vanessa, I'm your best friend. You can tell me, you have to tell me. What does she have on you?
Vanessa: She knows that I know Scott is your brother.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: [to Vanessa] Look, I don't know if you're joking or if Lenny made brownies from your floor again, but I'm kind of in the middle of something, so we'll talk later, alright?
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: The toilets in Tokyo talk!
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: Why are you using my screen name again?
Dan: Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my IM.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nate: I can't believe you didn't get that girl's number.
Dan: How long is Bree in Texas? Because maybe she should edit your English paper.
Nate: Oh, I'm sorry. I just expected more game from the guy who dated Serena van der Woodsen.
Dan: There she is. That's Kate. That's the girl I'm talking about, she's right there.
Nate: [sees it's Olivia Burke] That girl? That's ... a ... sign. That you should go ask her out!
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Olivia: Dan, I really like you. I think my life is more complicated than you know.
Dan: Try me.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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