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Olivia: I don't think I'm the girl for you. Even if part of me wishes I was.
Dan: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Olivia: You will.
 • Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Olivia: Dan? What are you doing here?
Dan: I could ask you the same thing. You're supposed to be working.
Olivia: You're not serious.
 • Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Dan: [to Olivia] Great movie. You were amazing. And I'm an idiot.
 • Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Olivia: I was just thinking, I didn't really give you a chance to know both sides of me. And I guess I was wondering if you'd still want to.
Dan: [pauses] I don't know why I'm pretending to think about it. Yes, of course.
 • Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 9.3 / 10Permalink
Dan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
 • Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10Permalink
Serena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?
 • Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Dan: [takes mic] Hi, I'm Dan. I just wanted to let everybody know that Blair Waldorf, over there, invited some people from Georgina's past just so she could embarrass her. But you know, we're all in college here, and college is a place where you're not judged by what you believe, and the friends you make, you're here to make new friends and start over. So the last time I checked, this party was pretty fun, right? [crowd murmurs] So ... who wants to leave with Blair? [silence] Who wants to stay here and drink cheap beer with ME!? [crowd cheers] It's a no-brainer!
 • Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 4.0 / 10Permalink
Blair: Let's make it clear from the start. We don't know each other here.
Dan: [pauses] Works for me.
Vanessa: Me too.
 • Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Blair: I feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I'd like to start again. So, thanks for bringing me Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, well, I'd like to think that if I needed it, someone would do the same for me, although let's be honest, we both know it wouldn't be you. Oh ... no headbands in college.
 • Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.9 / 10Permalink
Dan: [leaving message] Hey, Blair, it's Dan. I know I'm not someone you want to hear from late at night or ... any hour, but I need your help. Call me.
 • Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 9.3 / 10Permalink
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