Dan: There is nothing out-of-sight, out-of-mind about your summer. I know what happened. I know there was no ashram.Serena: I went to an ashram ... on a tour?
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Rufus: Glad I had the number for City Harvest. This is all a little much.
Dan: A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like ... one season.
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Dan: [sees Serena in tabloid] Oh my god.
Eric: It's not what you think ...
Dan: So much for eat, pray, love. Well, I guess she got the love part right ...
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Vanessa: [on Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your ... hundred dollar bills.
Dan: Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.
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Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.
Rufus: And topless on Valentino's yacht.
Jenny: That's not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where's she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, that's what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of —
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!
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Dan: Please, please, give me a break with the rich-people-suck thing.
Vanessa: I don't care if you're rich - which you are, by the way - but if you're going to live in that world, be yourself in that world.
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Dan: [to Serena] Next year we're going to be in different cities. When you think about it, what's really keeping us together?
• Season 2, Episode 25: "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" • Rating: 5.2 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I think I'm going to need a dress for prom.
Jenny: Okay, well, you're going to have to wear your own shoes.
• Season 2, Episode 24: "Valley Girls" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Okay. Someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Serena, we were together for a year and we didn't make it to junior prom. You're with this guy a month and you get married, so yeah, it's a little bit insulting. [Pause] I have to get back to work. You're married to landed gentry, and I'm a cater waiter.
• Season 2, Episode 21: "Seder Anything" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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