Dan: All I did was carry the chili and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: What does Chuck Bass do at 8 in the morning? It's not like you work out.
Chuck: I do my cardio in the evenings. The morning is for business, which I am late for.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Hey, Blair, it's Rachel that's been messing with you. And ... we had sex in the costume closet. So, do what you want with that.
• Season 2, Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Do you think the Humphreys have a crest that Jenny could sew onto one of my cardigans?
• Season 2, Episode 19: "The Grandfather" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I'm glad you're not wearing that raccoon makeup anymore, because you looked like one of the Incredibles.
• Season 2, Episode 17: "Carrnal Knowledge" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: (re: Vanessa) I saw a DVD of The Ring Cycle at her house and I figured she might like some champagne in my family's box.
Dan: Yeah, that's good, that's good. Don't tell her you saw that DVD though, because I pointed it out once and she made me watch the whole thing with no subtitles. If you've ever seen Clockwork Orange, then you know how that ended up.
Nate: What's a clockwork orange?
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: That's Miss Carr? Does she have Benjamin Button syndrome?
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Yale day. I thought we could walk to school together for support. I keep telling myself that everything happens for a reason. I'll end up in the right place. But what if I don't get in?
Serena: Forget you. What if I do and Blair doesn't?
Dan: Fire and brimstone. A lot of bitchy asides. Death by Dorota.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Through all this I had so many thoughts going through my head, but the one that kept popping up again and again: what does this mean—for us?
Serena: I don't know, but we'll figure it out. Because I know no matter what I want to be with you.
Dan: Me too.
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will" • Rating: 8.2 / 10 • Permalink
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