Vanessa: Give her a break, Asher is her first love.Dan: It's infatuation, it's not love.
Georgina: Yeah, but to a 15-year-old, girl, I mean, there really isn't much of a difference.
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: Oh, Sarah again, what is she, your new girlfriend?
Dan: Yeah, just kidding, but she's new in town, and she does want to meet you.
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: 4.7 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: How are you always so right?
Serena: Its easy when you're always wrong.
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: You used to cry when I didn't walk you to school.
Jenny: That wasn't me, that was Dan.
Dan: I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.
• Episode: Desperately Seeking Serena • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Serena, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a jackass we know.
• Episode: Desperately Seeking Serena • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: (as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him) Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.
• Episode: Desperately Seeking Serena • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I can't concentrate.
Jenny: The sound of your own voice annoying you?
• Episode: Desperately Seeking Serena • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Hey, whenever you are done with that "I'd do things differently" look, two things. One, I can't seem to nail Jenny down on what she wants to do for actual birthday.
Dan: I'll get it out of her.
Rufus: Good and two, what the hell are you still doing here?
Dan: (looks at the clock) Thank you!
• Episode: The Blair Bitch Project • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Well, I've never seen you give up so easily.
Dan: Can you not start with me?
Jenny: Can you not give me something to start with? Why are you taking his advice? He's old and alone.
Dan: What?
Jenny: Tell Serena again. Without the pregnancy scare in a quiet, without a distraction kind of way. But, then again, what do I know about romance or anything else?
Dan: No, no. Actually, Jen, that's a very good idea.
Jenny: What would you do without me?
Dan: Promise me I will find out one day?
Jenny: Uh-huh.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I never thought I was pregnant. The test was for Blair.
Dan: Yeah? But she just got back together with Nate.
(awkward pause)
Dan: Oh... then who?
Serena: Chuck.
Dan: Chuck? And Blair? Blair and Chuck? Then why isn't he the one buying the test?
Serena: Because...
Dan: Because he's an ass.
Serena: Who doesn't know.
Dan: Why not? I mean, there's no love lost between me and Chuck Bass, but he deserves to know.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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