Jenny: Everyone gets egged on Halloween.Eric: You didn't.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenny: You know I have to act this way about school stuff. I'm still your friend. I'm still your sister. I just can't let the worlds get confused.
Eric: I'm not confused. I want nothing to do with you in either world.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Can we agree not to say the word steps anymore?
Eric: I would like nothing better.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: She's still the same Jenny underneath. She just has to wear the mask for school.
Jonathan: That mask is becoming her face.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Eric, Constance is gonna be so great now! No more hierarchy, no more mean girls. They won't copy how the queen dresses. It's going to be a new era of sunlight and fairness.
Eric: I don't think that's what Blair had in mind when she picked you as her successor.
Jenny: Too bad! Hey, when does Jonathan get back from his fencing camp in Torino?
Eric: Not 'til next month. [sees girls dressed like J] Oh, that's disturbing.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: [sees Serena in tabloid] Oh my god.
Eric: It's not what you think ...
Dan: So much for eat, pray, love. Well, I guess she got the love part right ...
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.
Rufus: And topless on Valentino's yacht.
Jenny: That's not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where's she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, that's what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of —
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Hope I'm doing the right thing.
Jenny: If you want to keep Serena out of the papers, Dad, this is the way to do it.
Eric: You own all the pictures now.
Photo guy: Not all of them. There is one photographer my group hasn't been able to reach yet.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Oh God.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 23
