Serena: Like when she married a raging cokehead that left blow everywhere?Eric: It wasn't everywhere. Just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.
• Episode: Chuck in Real Life • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Who watches TV on a TV anymore?
• Episode: Chuck in Real Life • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Look, I know I acted like a complete and total raging bitch last year, but what you don't know is how bad I felt about it all summer. You were the only person who was friends with me for me and I hurt you the worst.
Eric: Well, you did get yours in the end. And since I don't have many friends myself, I guess I could use every lying, manipulating, backstabbing one I can get. What did you have in mind?
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: [about Chuck] He's got a P.I. on speed-dial?!
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: [to Chuck] Yeah... 'How Well Do You Know Blair Waldorf' is a little boring to those of us who actually know Blair Waldorf.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
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