Eric: Don't worry. The next time we take Jenny down it will be for real.• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: I promise, I'll never speak to her again ...
Jonathan: It's not about Jenny. It's about who you've become. I liked you because you were different from everyone else. You were smart, and you didn't need to prove anything to anyone. But now? I'm sorry, Eric, but it's over.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: Let it go, Jenny! It's over!
Jenny: That's what Blair thinks.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Blair: She can't get away with this.
Eric: She won't.
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Eric: It helps if you count out loud.
Jenny: Eric you don't have to be nice to me. I've been so awful to you and Jonathan.
Eric: True. But I'm a better person than you.
Jenny: Also true.
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Jenny: Everyone gets egged on Halloween.
Eric: You didn't.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenny: You know I have to act this way about school stuff. I'm still your friend. I'm still your sister. I just can't let the worlds get confused.
Eric: I'm not confused. I want nothing to do with you in either world.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Can we agree not to say the word steps anymore?
Eric: I would like nothing better.
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Eric: She's still the same Jenny underneath. She just has to wear the mask for school.
Jonathan: That mask is becoming her face.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Eric, Constance is gonna be so great now! No more hierarchy, no more mean girls. They won't copy how the queen dresses. It's going to be a new era of sunlight and fairness.
Eric: I don't think that's what Blair had in mind when she picked you as her successor.
Jenny: Too bad! Hey, when does Jonathan get back from his fencing camp in Torino?
Eric: Not 'til next month. [sees girls dressed like J] Oh, that's disturbing.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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