Eric: Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: [sees Serena in tabloid] Oh my god.
Eric: It's not what you think ...
Dan: So much for eat, pray, love. Well, I guess she got the love part right ...
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.
Rufus: And topless on Valentino's yacht.
Jenny: That's not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where's she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, that's what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of —
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Hope I'm doing the right thing.
Jenny: If you want to keep Serena out of the papers, Dad, this is the way to do it.
Eric: You own all the pictures now.
Photo guy: Not all of them. There is one photographer my group hasn't been able to reach yet.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed.
Serena: Oh God.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: I would say "get a room," but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I don't know. I had enough trouble with the idea of mom and Rufus dating, but now I share a sibling with my boyfriend. That's little more hillbilly than I can handle.
Eric: It is a little twisted. But so what?
Serena: Well what if we can't get past it?
Eric: I don't know. But you can't push Dan away right now. Whatever you are going through he's going through the same thing.
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: How was Thailand?
Chuck: I honestly don't remember.
Eric: You should come home, Chuck.
Chuck: I think I'll take the view from above. It was nice having you as my little brother.
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Okay no. That's not okay.
Eric: Here we go ...
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
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