Jenny: They treat her like their servant.Eric: And it is none of your business. It's a new year, remember? A new Jenny Humphrey?
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Gotta go, can't talk.
Blair: Go where, everyone you know is standing in this room.
Chuck: I don't wanna be here.
Eric: We want you here. I just lost my stepfather... I don't wanna lose my brother too.
Chuck: When are you going to get it? We are not related.
• Season 2, Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: We know that's gin in your coffee cup.
Cece: Exactly. Life must go on, as it always has.
• Season 2, Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Like when she married a raging cokehead that left blow everywhere?
Eric: It wasn't everywhere. Just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Chuck in Real Life" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Who watches TV on a TV anymore?
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Chuck in Real Life" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Look, I know I acted like a complete and total raging bitch last year, but what you don't know is how bad I felt about it all summer. You were the only person who was friends with me for me and I hurt you the worst.
Eric: Well, you did get yours in the end. And since I don't have many friends myself, I guess I could use every lying, manipulating, backstabbing one I can get. What did you have in mind?
• Season 2, Episode 1: "Summer, Kind of Wonderful" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: [about Chuck] He's got a P.I. on speed-dial?!
• Season 2, Episode 1: "Summer, Kind of Wonderful" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: [to Chuck] Yeah... 'How Well Do You Know Blair Waldorf' is a little boring to those of us who actually know Blair Waldorf.
• Season 2, Episode 1: "Summer, Kind of Wonderful" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
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