Jenny: He gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year.• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Be careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you come down the rabbit hole, it's going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions to drag you back out.
Jenny: So what, you're going to walk me to my room and make sure I don't get in any trouble?
Chuck: Try not to run into any Euro dealers in the kitchen.
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Jenny: Don't look now, but those are the JV mean girls.
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Jenny: Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons.
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Jenny: [to Keira] You know you really put yourself on the radar tonight. Better not make that mistake again or you'll pay for real.
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Jenny: Thanks again for saving me. You know how these girls are.
Nate: I'm glad it worked out.
Blair: Nate. I didn't see that one coming.
Jenny: Well, I learned from the best.
Blair: Good answer.
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Eric: Let it go, Jenny! It's over!
Jenny: That's what Blair thinks.
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Jenny: Goodbye, Jenny from Brooklyn.
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Jenny: I had a plan and I should have stuck to it. I'm going to Cotillion with Graham Collins.
Blair: I'll allow it. Sorry Eric.
Jenny: Actually Blair, since I'm queen of Constance and Graham Collins is my escort, I don't think I need you as my escort anymore.
Blair: Jenny, you're lucky to have me. Don't push it.
Jenny: Your era's over. And so is that headband.
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Eric: It helps if you count out loud.
Jenny: Eric you don't have to be nice to me. I've been so awful to you and Jonathan.
Eric: True. But I'm a better person than you.
Jenny: Also true.
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