Jenny: Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It's my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means having the perfect escort.• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenny: Everyone gets egged on Halloween.
Eric: You didn't.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenny: You know I have to act this way about school stuff. I'm still your friend. I'm still your sister. I just can't let the worlds get confused.
Eric: I'm not confused. I want nothing to do with you in either world.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Can we agree not to say the word steps anymore?
Eric: I would like nothing better.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenny: Eric, Constance is gonna be so great now! No more hierarchy, no more mean girls. They won't copy how the queen dresses. It's going to be a new era of sunlight and fairness.
Eric: I don't think that's what Blair had in mind when she picked you as her successor.
Jenny: Too bad! Hey, when does Jonathan get back from his fencing camp in Torino?
Eric: Not 'til next month. [sees girls dressed like J] Oh, that's disturbing.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenny: There is no more hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No more Nairtinis, no more headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!
[applause, followed by girls texting]
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenny: People change, Chuck.
Chuck: Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.
Jenny: Blair doesn't want me to be queen.
Chuck: Maybe we can make her reconsider.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to Jenny] Did you really think this little stunt would help you win back queen?! I will make your life a living hell! I-
Jenny: Blair, I-
Chuck: It wasn't her idea.
Blair: This was you? Did you have any idea how much you humiliated me?
Chuck: You accomplished that with your little teenybopper sleepover.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Blair's gone Colonel Kurtz. She needs to be brought back to Earth. Help me. And I'll help you take over the crown.
Jenny: They don't want my kind of leadership. They want a tyrant who will police their behavior. Someone who will track their movement on the social ladder.
Chuck: I need you. You're fooling yourself if you don't think you were born to rule this school.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Exquisite. Exceeding even my high expectations.
Jenny: I'm only here for the good of the school, Chuck.
Chuck: I'm only here for Blair.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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