Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.Rufus: And topless on Valentino's yacht.
Jenny: That's not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where's she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, that's what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of —
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Hope I'm doing the right thing.
Jenny: If you want to keep Serena out of the papers, Dad, this is the way to do it.
Eric: You own all the pictures now.
Photo guy: Not all of them. There is one photographer my group hasn't been able to reach yet.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nelly: What would high school be without hierarchy?
Jenny: Bearable? A nice place to spend time?
Blair: Ladies, I thought we were matching our headbands under our caps.
• Season 2, Episode 25: "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I think I'm going to need a dress for prom.
Jenny: Okay, well, you're going to have to wear your own shoes.
• Season 2, Episode 24: "Valley Girls" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: [to Chuck] The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.
• Season 2, Episode 21: "Seder Anything" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Do you know how many types of jam they have there?
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Do you want me to overnight you a red tie from Bluefly?
• Season 2, Episode 19: "The Grandfather" • Rating: 5.0 / 10 • Permalink
Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 7.1 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Okay no. That's not okay.
Eric: Here we go ...
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: They treat her like their servant.
Eric: And it is none of your business. It's a new year, remember? A new Jenny Humphrey?
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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