Agnes: You should do your own clothing line.Jenny: You really think so?
• Season 2, Episode 8: "Pret-a-Poor-J" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Agnes: I love your dress.
Jenny: I made it, actually.
• Season 2, Episode 8: "Pret-a-Poor-J" • Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: It's so weird that you're on a team now. Pretty soon you're going to have actual guy friends.
Dan: What are you talking about? I have plenty of guy friends.
Jenny: Dan, I know that you're Mr. Soccer now, but you and I both know you prefer to hang out with girls.
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Chuck in Real Life" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: You'd be the worst P.I. ever.
Dan: I don't wanna be caught off guard. I can't believe I haven't seen her ...
Jenny: Yeah, especially since you're in the GIRLS hallway looking for her. Just be nice. I'm sure this isn't easy for Serena either.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: 4.5 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: It was like I didn't even exist!
Dan: Mmm. Welcome to my world. It's not so bad when you get used to birds flying at your head and automatic doors never opening.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Well I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?
Dan: Always look on the bright side.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: [looking at designs] It looks like a pilgrim at a funeral. [pauses] I am so, so sorry.
Eleanor: You're absolutely right.
Jenny: I am?
Eleanor: Yes. Don't let it go to your head.
• Season 2, Episode 3: "The Dark Night" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Ahhhh! Dan! You guys are together! You're back together! It wasn't a doctored photo?
Dan: No, we are. We just haven't... told anybody yet.
• Season 2, Episode 3: "The Dark Night" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: Calling him won't look desperate?
Jenny: It will. It will. It will. But in a cute, romantic way.
• Season 2, Episode 3: "The Dark Night" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: What about you, Dad? You were the one on the great American road trip? Any good stories?
Rufus: Oh, well, there's no place like home.
Dan: That's profound.
• Season 2, Episode 2: "Never Been Marcused" • Rating: 6.3 / 10 • Permalink
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