Jenny: Look, I know I acted like a complete and total raging bitch last year, but what you don't know is how bad I felt about it all summer. You were the only person who was friends with me for me and I hurt you the worst.Eric: Well, you did get yours in the end. And since I don't have many friends myself, I guess I could use every lying, manipulating, backstabbing one I can get. What did you have in mind?
• Season 2, Episode 1: "Summer, Kind of Wonderful" • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Asher: Oh, oh so sorry. Are you okay?
Jenny: Yeah. [laughs] My lunch isn't though.
Asher: Uh, let me give you my last dollar.
Jenny: Oh, I couldn't you shouldn't be walking the streets with no money.
Asher: Let's just settle for an IOU then.
Jenny: It's just a hot dog.
• Season 1, Episode 15: "Desperately Seeking Serena" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Blair: My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes?
Jenny: I came to tell you in person. You win.
Blair: Oh sweetie, we just started to play.
Jenny: No, you don't understand. I'm done. With you, with them, all of it.
Blair: Just like that, you wave the white flag.
Jenny: I lied. And I stole and I lost the respect for my family. For what, so I can be like you? You asked me before if it was all worth it. And my answer is, it's not.
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it.
Jenny: Well you were right.
• Season 1, Episode 16: "All About My Brother" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: [to Eric] Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed, it's totally understandable, and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just, my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?
• Season 1, Episode 16: "All About My Brother" • Rating: 5.8 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!
• Season 1, Episode 16: "All About My Brother" • Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: You used to cry when I didn't walk you to school.
Jenny: That wasn't me, that was Dan.
Dan: I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.
• Season 1, Episode 15: "Desperately Seeking Serena" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Elise: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny: He's a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.
• Season 1, Episode 15: "Desperately Seeking Serena" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I can't concentrate.
Jenny: The sound of your own voice annoying you?
• Season 1, Episode 15: "Desperately Seeking Serena" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: If you go with them, I'll ruin you.
Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?
• Season 1, Episode 13: "A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate" • Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Well, I've never seen you give up so easily.
Dan: Can you not start with me?
Jenny: Can you not give me something to start with? Why are you taking his advice? He's old and alone.
Dan: What?
Jenny: Tell Serena again. Without the pregnancy scare in a quiet, without a distraction kind of way. But, then again, what do I know about romance or anything else?
Dan: No, no. Actually, Jen, that's a very good idea.
Jenny: What would you do without me?
Dan: Promise me I will find out one day?
Jenny: Uh-huh.
• Season 1, Episode 13: "A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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