Lily: I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily: It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the Constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again.
• Season 2, Episode 21: "Seder Anything" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: [to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.
• Season 2, Episode 21: "Seder Anything" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: I can't believe we're all here on a Saturday night. That's a lot of canceled restaurant reservations.
• Season 2, Episode 17: "Carrnal Knowledge" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: If your people don't come up with anything, maybe we can try #26.
Lily: (reading) Crash Jack in plane. The Bass jet is kind of expensive, Charles.
Chuck: There's insurance.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Did you really try to send him anthrax through the mail?
Chuck: The black market's not what it used to be.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Charles, I didn't expect to see you today!
Chuck: Or ever, if it had may way.
Lily: Yes, well. I missed you too.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: (re: Jack) The bastard is untouchable.
Chuck: What shall we do?
Lily: Time to get dirty. I'm all yours.
Chuck: Let me educate you.
• Season 2, Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: I don't want to spend another day yet another minute trapped in this hotel room scared that you are going to hate me forever... when I'm still in love with you.
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will" • Rating: 8.8 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: You don't think I've thought about this child every day of his life? You want to meet him. Have you thought about what happens after that? What if we find out he's had a horrible life? Or what if we instantly love him and then it's very clear that we've made a terrible mistake?
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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