Rufus: And here we go. Are you sure about this?Lily: Ask me again and I'll change my mind.
Rufus: I love you, Lily.
Lily: I love you too, Rufus.
• Season 1, Episode 18: "Much I Do About Nothing" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: You know how I'd always love it when Georgina came around.
Georgina: I ran into Lily in the lobby. You totally forgot to tell Lily I was coming for dinner!
• Season 1, Episode 16: "All About My Brother" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily: Where do you think your going?
Serena: I can't talk right now Mom, I'll explain later.
Lily: If you invite an old friend to our quiet family dinner, I expect you to stay and eat.
• Season 1, Episode 16: "All About My Brother" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily: When you revise the seating chart, don't forget to place Mr. Spitzer as far away from Serena's table as possible.
• Season 1, Episode 16: "All About My Brother" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: I'm scared. I'm not as tough as it is, you know?
• Season 1, Episode 16: "All About My Brother" • Rating: 4.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
Bart: That's enough Chuck.
• Season 1, Episode 14: "The Blair Bitch Project" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Serena, as usual you're being overly dramatic. I'm not marrying Bart. This is very casual. And, regardless, I'm not asking for your permission.
• Season 1, Episode 11: "Roman Holiday" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily: When you two are done hiding up here, I'm taking you both out for dessert.
Serena: Can't, mom. I'm busy.
Lily: But this is important for our family. It would be just the three of us.
Serena: Mom, every time you say, "it would be just the three of us," it means you're dating someone new. Whoever it is, I don't care. I'll just see him at the wedding.
Lily: Fine. Then, I'll just tell you who it is because you're going to be seeing him around from now on. It's Bart Bass.
Eric and Serena: Bart Bass!?
Serena: Mom, you cannot date Bart Bass.
Lily: You just said a moment ago you don't care who it was.
Serena: That was before I knew who it was.
• Season 1, Episode 11: "Roman Holiday" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Hey, Mrs. van der Woods... Lily, hi!
Lily: Dan. Jenny.
Jenny: Hi!
Lily: Tree!
Dan: Yeah, um, they don't allow Christmas trees inside... which is why we're out here.
Jenny: Which is why Dan wants to ask from you a favor.
Lily: Let me guess. Does it involve distracting Dexter while you sneak that into the elevator?
Dan: Why, would that work?
Lily: No. Never. He has the eyes of a hawk and he takes his job very seriously.
Dan: So, I've noticed.
Lily: But Bobby at the service entrance, I think could be bought. Come.
• Season 1, Episode 11: "Roman Holiday" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alison: I think we're splitting hairs here, Rufus. An emotional affair is just as bad as a physical one.
Lily: Oh, please. Nobody's buying that. Emotional affairs are necessary to keep a marriage alive.
Alison: And how many times have you been divorced?
Rufus: Alison, this is not about Lily. It's about you and me.
Alison: Exactly! And if we're going to have any chance, then she can't be here.
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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