Gossip Girl: Snow White lives. But are Dan and Olivia dead?• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Don't forget yourself, Congressman. Your marriage could wind up in a million little pieces.
• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gossip Girl: As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows all too well, the truth always comes out.
• Season 3, Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Better get your beauty rest now. Things are going to get ugly in the morning. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Oh, E. You tried to play dirty, but you should have known. No one puts Jenny in a corner. And now she's having the time of her life.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey went to a ball. Jenny Humphrey had a great fall. And none of Jenny Humphrey's minions, mentors or friends want to put her together again.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Have you been so busy you've forgotten what time it is? Let me give you a hint. Couture and cutthroat competition. It's time for Cotillion.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Sometimes it's hard to see the lines we've drawn until we've crossed them. That's when we rely on the ones we love to pull us back and give us something to hold onto. Then there are the clearly marked lines. The ones that if you dare cross, you may never find your way back. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Who would have thought S and B's friendship had a term limit? Sorry ladies, party's over.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: Look, I don't know what's going on here, but if the girl's still here I'll find out what's going on and get to the bottom of it, okay?
Blair: Thank you, Chuck. And who's the one getting paid to date her clients, anyway?
Chuck: That's enough, Blair.
Blair: [to Serena] No! If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck ... the only prostitute here ... is you. Come on Chuck. I want some cake. [S shoves B's face into cake]
Gossip Girl: Blair and Serena at war again! Yummy.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 143
