Blair: Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend.Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a surprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: What are Blair and Serena fighting about this time?
Chuck: Basically about how each one loves the other more than the other loves her.
Nate: Can you even fight about that?
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: Hey, what are you doing here? Get back to your party.
Tripp: I was hoping you'd still be here. I wanted to thank you for the sacrifice you made on that stage tonight. For me.
Nate: Hey. I was happy to. I believe in your. And apparently New York does too.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nate: My name is Nate Archibald. I'm Tripp van der Bilt's cousin. I know there's a lot of buzz going around about what happened this morning at the Hudson River, and it saddens me to tell you all that the story about it being a hoax ... it is true. However, my cousin, Tripp van der Bilt, had no knowledge whatsoever of it being a setup. My cousin is not only the most moral, honest and courageous guy I know, he's still a hero. And how do I know this? Because I'm the one who set it up.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nate: Certainly a step up from the Columbia dorms.
Chuck: Most penthouses are, Nathaniel.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: What happened at the Hudson this morning ... wasn't what it looked like.
Nate: What do you mean?
Vanessa: The guy you and Tripp saved? He didn't fall. I think it was set up.
Nate: That's ridiculous.
Vanessa: I have it all on tape.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nate: Look, the polls close in a few hours. Can't you just wait?
Vanessa: I wish I could! This is not some high school thing with Blair and the mean girls, this is someone running for public office, Nate.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: I need you to put me and Patrick Roberts on the guest list for tonight.
Nate: Are you kidding me?
Serena: Nate, please. My job is at stake.
Nate: Oh, that's funny. So is my cousin's campaign, thanks to you.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You alone, Nate? Don't have any friends left to screw over?
Nate: Well, at least I'm on the list and not working the door.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: You really think the sight of Olivia in fake fangs reciting stilted dialogue is gonna be a deal breaker, don't you?
Nate: Oh, the dialogue's awesome. It's the part without the talking that's the problem.
Dan: I think I can handle some PG-13 bloodsucking.
Nate: Seriously, man, do you not get Internet here in Brooklyn?
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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