Nate: Patrick Roberts, who plays her vampire co-star, was her boyfriend the whole time they were filming this. What the blogs all say was that they got really into it and started doing it for real. Like sexing up the cutting room floor real.Dan: I think the most disturbing part of all of this is that you've been reading Endless Nights blogs.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Is she really levitating?
Nate: I think that's green screen.
Dan: Do they act like this the rest of the movie? Look at the way she's looking at him. That's love. And lust, and ... gratitude, and ...
Nate: Dude. That's an orgasm.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nate: I'm surprised Blair's not here. Are you guys in another fight?
Chuck: A fight implies time and energy. This is more of an ongoing, detached distrust.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Please tell me this is a joke.
Nate: Don't worry. I have an idea.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: But what makes you think we'll win? You're not exactly a card shark?
Nate: Well, this one night Bree told me every one of P.J.'s tells. So you'll know exactly when to call his bluff.
Serena: Wait, what? Me?
Nate: Oh, yeah. You're gonna be playing.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
P.J.: Nate Archibald. You lookin' for a game? Don't think we've got a seat for you.
Nate: I'm not here to play. She is.
Serena: Unless you're afraid of playing a girl.
P.J.: Buy-in's $25,000.
Serena: That's a lot of money.
Nate: So don't lose.
P.J.: Pull up a seat, darlin'.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Are you trying to destroy Tripp's campaign?
Nate: No. That's gonna win Tripp the election.
Serena: What are you talking about.
Nate: Once the Buckleys leak it, we'll release the real photo. It'll look like the Buckley's faked the one. Then people will finally see them for the villains they really are.
Serena: And what happens to Carter? You just used one?
Nate: Come on, Serena. The guy proposed to P.J. sister to pay off his gambling debt. Wake up, the guy's hardly innocent. I am sorry I had to lie to you.
Serena: No you're not. But you will be.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: I just talked to Blair. You used me to get to Carter?
Bree: Yeah. I guess I did. I'm a Buckley. As much as I like you, that's always going to come first. It's in my blood. It's Texas. If it means anything, I'm sorry.
Nate: No. It doesn't. So please leave.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: So you're happy with Chuck. Don't I deserve to be happy as well?
Blair: Trust me, Nate, I know women, and none of us are that nice.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: [to Dan] How have you never heard of Olivia Burke?! I thought you lived in Brooklyn, not a cave.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
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