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Rufus: I still really don't get how these events work.
 • Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 2.0 / 10Permalink
Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.
 • Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Rufus: Did my son just walk out before playing the Q on a double letter? That is so not the Humphrey way.
 • Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Rufus: I was going to be Iggy, but I didn't want to scare the children.
 • Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Lily: I draw the line at door-to-door.
Rufus: I was just thinking of one door.
 • Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
 • Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Rufus: What Scott saw was you grasping at anything you can to push me away.
Lily: That's not true.
 • Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Rufus: You're scared because you're in love with me like you've never been in love with any of your husbands. Because unlike a Bart Bass someone like me can actually break your heart. And I know because right now you're breaking mine.
 • Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Lily: What, you know him?
Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
 • Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Lily: I can't write my vows. How can I when we don't agree on how to raise our children, we can't agree on anything.
Rufus: What happened to taking a leap?
Lily: But the stakes are too high!
 • Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: UnratedPermalink
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