Rufus: Did my son just walk out before playing the Q on a double letter? That is so not the Humphrey way.• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: I was going to be Iggy, but I didn't want to scare the children.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily: I draw the line at door-to-door.
Rufus: I was just thinking of one door.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: What Scott saw was you grasping at anything you can to push me away.
Lily: That's not true.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: You're scared because you're in love with me like you've never been in love with any of your husbands. Because unlike a Bart Bass someone like me can actually break your heart. And I know because right now you're breaking mine.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: What, you know him?
Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily: I can't write my vows. How can I when we don't agree on how to raise our children, we can't agree on anything.
Rufus: What happened to taking a leap?
Lily: But the stakes are too high!
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: We can keep asking each other if we can do this. We can keep planning, and adjusting, and talking some more. Or we can just leap. So let's leap! Let's get married!
Lily: We're already getting married, Rufus.
Rufus: I mean soon. I mean tomorrow. We leap.
Lily: Oh my God. Yes. We leap.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: I knew I let you kids watch The Parent Trap too many times.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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