Rufus: Does this place actually serve coffee, or what?Vanessa: Yes, it does!
• Episode: Never Been Marcused • Rating: 2.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I've tried not to think about her all summer. I was afraid that if I did, that ... I'd see that I made a huge mistake.
Rufus: Well, you've been running all summer. Maybe it's time you turned around and faced it.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: I just got the call. Lincoln Hawk is hitting the road. We're opening for The Breeders. I guess that Luscious Jackson reunion didn't work out.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Rufus, what are you doing here? I thought we had security.
Rufus: You want them to throw me out?
Lily: Well I'd like the option considering how much I'm paying them.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: And here we go. Are you sure about this?
Lily: Ask me again and I'll change my mind.
Rufus: I love you, Lily.
Lily: I love you too, Rufus.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: You used to cry when I didn't walk you to school.
Jenny: That wasn't me, that was Dan.
Dan: I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.
• Episode: Desperately Seeking Serena • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Hey, whenever you are done with that "I'd do things differently" look, two things. One, I can't seem to nail Jenny down on what she wants to do for actual birthday.
Dan: I'll get it out of her.
Rufus: Good and two, what the hell are you still doing here?
Dan: (looks at the clock) Thank you!
• Episode: The Blair Bitch Project • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: My son, the writer.
Alison: Published writer.
Jenny: Yeah, you got your dream girl and you're star of the New Yorker. Maybe you should just die now.
Dan: It's true. I may have peaked.
• Episode: Roman Holiday • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: I guess by turning our backs on these other people, we thought we could fix ourselves.
Allison: Maybe other people aren't the problem. Maybe we changed.
• Episode: Roman Holiday • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: (on the phone) So, uh, Alison's leaving. She's spending some time alone with the kids. And I seem to have walked all the way from Brooklyn to your doorstep... without a jacket... in the snow. So, what the hell? I miss you. And I have been missing you for a while.
• Episode: Roman Holiday • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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