Rufus: We can keep asking each other if we can do this. We can keep planning, and adjusting, and talking some more. Or we can just leap. So let's leap! Let's get married!Lily: We're already getting married, Rufus.
Rufus: I mean soon. I mean tomorrow. We leap.
Lily: Oh my God. Yes. We leap.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: I knew I let you kids watch The Parent Trap too many times.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: We weren't expecting you!
Lily: Well, CeCe's feeling so much better, so I figured I'd surprise you ... Serena, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at Brown?
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: Lily, she'll be okay.
Lily: This is your fault. It's not fair. I go away, then I come back and my daughter's not going to college. I trusted you.
Rufus: So trust me now. Don't force her.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: [to Serena] I know I'm not the first guy that your mom's brought into your life, but if you and Eric will let me, I'd really like to be more to you than just Lily's most recent husband. Let me help you with this.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Glad I had the number for City Harvest. This is all a little much.
Dan: A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like ... one season.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.
Rufus: And topless on Valentino's yacht.
Jenny: That's not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where's she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, that's what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of —
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Hope I'm doing the right thing.
Jenny: If you want to keep Serena out of the papers, Dad, this is the way to do it.
Eric: You own all the pictures now.
Photo guy: Not all of them. There is one photographer my group hasn't been able to reach yet.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: I suggest you kids stay out of it; let these van der Woodsen women fight it out themselves!
• Season 2, Episode 24: "Valley Girls" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: Look at us — you going to Yale. Jenny might actually make it to 16.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 63
