Rufus: I just have one question. Was it a boy or a girl?• Season 2, Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Aaron, what are you doing here.
Aaron: I live right around the corner, I'm just picking something up to take to ...
Dan: It's alright. I can hear her name.
• Season 2, Episode 11: "The Magnificent Archibalds" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: I miss her a lot.
Dan: You know, in all the arguments you two have had, I haven't once heard you tell her that.
Rufus: Oh my God, you're right.
Dan: That's not ... that rare is it?
• Season 2, Episode 11: "The Magnificent Archibalds" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: You okay with it? Jenny not being with us tonight?
Rufus: If by okay you mean extraordinarily depressed, then yes.
• Season 2, Episode 11: "The Magnificent Archibalds" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: [to Vanessa] He's not still reading one of those Dan and Serena should-be-or-shouldn't-be threads is he?
• Season 2, Episode 3: "The Dark Night" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: What about you, Dad? You were the one on the great American road trip? Any good stories?
Rufus: Oh, well, there's no place like home.
Dan: That's profound.
• Season 2, Episode 2: "Never Been Marcused" • Rating: 6.3 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Does this place actually serve coffee, or what?
Vanessa: Yes, it does!
• Season 2, Episode 2: "Never Been Marcused" • Rating: 1.5 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I've tried not to think about her all summer. I was afraid that if I did, that ... I'd see that I made a huge mistake.
Rufus: Well, you've been running all summer. Maybe it's time you turned around and faced it.
• Season 2, Episode 1: "Summer, Kind of Wonderful" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: I just got the call. Lincoln Hawk is hitting the road. We're opening for The Breeders. I guess that Luscious Jackson reunion didn't work out.
• Season 1, Episode 18: "Much I Do About Nothing" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Rufus, what are you doing here? I thought we had security.
Rufus: You want them to throw me out?
Lily: Well I'd like the option considering how much I'm paying them.
• Season 1, Episode 18: "Much I Do About Nothing" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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