Rufus: Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?Lily: Since when were you a rock star?
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: (answering the phone) This better not be my wife.
Lillian: Rufus! You always answer the phone like that?!
• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: So, what did you think about it?
Lillian: I thought. (Pause) It was extraordinary
• Episode: Bad News Blair • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Rufus: I dated a girl like Serena, once. Actually a lot like Serena. And girls like that might be challenging. That's true. And they're complicated, and enigmatic. And usually worth it. And the only way you know for sure is to jump it with both feet.
Dan: What happened with you?
Rufus: I swam for a while. Till I drowned.
Dan: Oh. Well, thanks dad. That's a great story.
• Episode: Bad News Blair • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lily: Don't try to be cute. Those days are long behind you.
Rufus: And here I was, thinking I get better looking every day.
• Episode: The Wild Brunch • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.
• Episode: Pilot • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape.
• Episode: Pilot • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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