Serena: [hugs Dan] This is MY news.Blair: A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm going to go vomit now.
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was in Thailand.
Blair: Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Hey. You're back.
Serena: Yeah. Just. I literally drove here from the airport.
Dan: Well you look tan.
Serena: Well it is summer in Buenos Aires.
Dan: That's right. Southern hemisphere.
Serena: I broke up with Aaron.
• Season 2, Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: Look Serena, if you want to go, go. If you don't, don't. I can't tell you who to be with.
Serena: No but you can tell me how you feel.
Dan: How do you feel? About your boyfriend who wants to take you to South America?
Serena: Well, I mean, he's really great. I like him a lot.
Dan: Well, that's your answer then.
• Season 2, Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" • Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Thank you so much for being such a rock these past few days. It's meant so much having you around.
Dan: Yeah well, it's not a problem. It just, it feels natural.
Serena: It does, doesn't it?
• Season 2, Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" • Rating: 8.2 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I don't know if I can go away right now. My family is a disaster. My brother is lonely, my mother is losing it, and Chuck has publicly disowned our family.
Aaron: Are you sure it's your family you don't want to leave, or someone else?
• Season 2, Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.
• Season 2, Episode 12: "It's a Wonderful Lie" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Shouldn't I give him a heads up or something?
Blair: Oh, absolutely. Guys hate to be caught off guard by sex on the first date.
• Season 2, Episode 12: "It's a Wonderful Lie" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: There's something I love about the Snowflake Ball. It reminds me of Anna Karenina, only by Anna Wintour.
• Season 2, Episode 12: "It's a Wonderful Lie" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.
Blair: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
• Season 2, Episode 11: "The Magnificent Archibalds" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
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