Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!Serena: Remember, Blair should learn to.
• Season 2, Episode 11: "The Magnificent Archibalds" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: A woman needs to be with a man who thinks of only her. Anything else is a non-starter. Tell him how you feel. DOROTA! More flour.
Serena: Are you baking already?
• Season 2, Episode 11: "The Magnificent Archibalds" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I am so glad to have the house to myself. Cyrus took my mother to dinner, god knows why. Where's Warren Jeffs?
Serena: He's making dinner for us. Which would be completely romantic and amazing, except when I asked him where he was today, he said he was hanging out with a friend. I know I'm probably being neurotic, but all I could think of was, is his friend a girl? A girl he kisses?
• Season 2, Episode 11: "The Magnificent Archibalds" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Cyrus: Ah, the mythical Serena.
Serena: How did you know who I was?
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Bonfire of the Vanity" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: We broke up, remember?
Aaron: How did we break up if we're not going out?
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Bonfire of the Vanity" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Aaron: Do you want to get dressed?
Serena: Nope.
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Bonfire of the Vanity" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Plenty of women have been both lover and muse to famous artists. Like Picasso.
Blair: Serena, a guy start's out in his blue period and everything's great. But it's only a matter of time until he's all into cubism and it's some other girl's eye coming out of her forehead.
Serena: Okay, I'm going to go.
Blair: Wait, what about the gnome? I have to take him down!
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Bonfire of the Vanity" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: He's totally unsuitable.
Serena: Who?
Blair: Cyrus. He's five feet tall. He has a catchphrase. And he's a hugger. I was expecting Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Bonfire of the Vanity" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Serena, I called you like 10 times last night! Where have you been?
Serena: I went to the dentist at lunch, and yesterday, I met Aaron in Times Square. B, it was the most romantic thing...
Blair: Who cares about plaque or pretentious artists when your best friend is having a meltdown!
• Season 2, Episode 10: "Bonfire of the Vanity" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: There are other schools besides Yale. Like Princeton.
Blair: Princeton is a trade school.
• Season 2, Episode 9: "There Might Be Blood" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
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