Serena: [to Dan] Okay. I will see you back in the city. Fully clothed. With lots of people around. Okay?• Episode: Never Been Marcused • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: I just think that we should ... think, before we get back together.
Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.
• Episode: Never Been Marcused • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: I'm just a little ...
Dan: Overwhelmed?
Serena: Confused.
• Episode: Never Been Marcused • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: Oh God. Hot lifeguard has a Camaro. And not in an ironic-I've-got-a-Camaro kinda way.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Blair: What about all those rumors about you and Nate?
Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair: You mean you haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer?
Serena: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down
Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Dan... Dan wait.
Dan: No thank you.
Serena: Dan, I didn't expect to see you. You surprised me.
Dan: Well, I have to say... you didn't.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!
Serena: Thank you. I was totally waiting for that.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.2 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Hey, if you ever want to reflect, alone, together, I'll be around.
• Episode: Much I Do About Nothing • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
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