Serena: Don't worry about Dan, I'm sure he'll understand.Olivia: He hasn't even seen it. I don't know what to do. I have to fix this. In the meantime, I have to keep him away from TV, and the Internet, and strangers with the urge to make fun of him.
Serena: Don't forget about Gossip Girl.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: I need you to put me and Patrick Roberts on the guest list for tonight.
Nate: Are you kidding me?
Serena: Nate, please. My job is at stake.
Nate: Oh, that's funny. So is my cousin's campaign, thanks to you.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Chuck, you might want to try to stop the police.
Chuck: Why would I stop them? I called them.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Why would he have his own club raided?
Blair: Once we found out the liquor license was fake we could either wait for Jack to call ABC to take us down, or we could take control. Call the police to blow up the party for a night that no one will ever forget! Brilliant, isn't it?
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I'm sorry, S! But Chuck's hotel needed this! Without your celebrities we're buried in the City section. Now we're in front page news.
Serena: Why would you do this to me? You knew how important it was for me to prove myself to K.C.
Blair: Remember when you chose Chuck. Now I did too.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
KC: As long as you get my purse back, your job is safe. Oh, and Serena, that job now includes publicly dating Patrick.
Serena: I don't know if I'd call that work.
KC: Get back to me after date two.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: Blair, I would never work for you.
Blair: I'm giving you a chance to leave that Lizzie Grubman wannabe before you get run over.
Serena: You don't get it. KC can be a bitch because she's my boss. You're supposed to be my friend. Chuck might forgive you, but I don't.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 5.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You alone, Nate? Don't have any friends left to screw over?
Nate: Well, at least I'm on the list and not working the door.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 9.7 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Please tell me this is a joke.
Nate: Don't worry. I have an idea.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: But what makes you think we'll win? You're not exactly a card shark?
Nate: Well, this one night Bree told me every one of P.J.'s tells. So you'll know exactly when to call his bluff.
Serena: Wait, what? Me?
Nate: Oh, yeah. You're gonna be playing.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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