Carter: Serena, listen to you, what's your deal? You're acting out because daddy doesn't love you? Is that why you skipped out on Brown too?Serena: Please ...
Carter: No. I told you how I felt and you blew me off until you needed someone to do your dirty work. Well, it's time to find a new bad habit, because it's not gonna be me anymore.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: [to Rufus] You know you're more scared of my mother than I am?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Why do you think I asked you to go out tonight? Because I knew something like this would happen!
Serena: Fine. Then I'll go.
Chuck: Train wreck.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Carter: I know what you're doing. You can't avoid what happened forever.
Serena: [undoes straps, alerts paparazzi and bolts] Watch me ... Oh no!
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: It isn't an open relationship, we're completely monogamous! It's just another one of our games, like the rest.
Serena: Yeah, until it isn't anymore. Playing the scorned woman and actually being the scorned woman is a slippery slope.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Chuck plays the cheating bastard and I play the scorned woman. I even get to choose who to humiliate! Models, tourists, Upper West Siders ...
Serena: I don't know if anyone ever told you this, but the honeymoon is supposed to end, it's not real. The real part is after the honeymoon ends, when you settle down with someone, the three-month milestone.
Blair: It's not a milestone, it's a gravestone.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: There is nothing out-of-sight, out-of-mind about your summer. I know what happened. I know there was no ashram.
Serena: I went to an ashram ... on a tour?
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: Can you guarantee me these will run in Europe and Asia?
Photographer: I'll try my best.
Serena: Good, because I want to make sure my father sees these wherever he goes.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: [to Lily] When I'm a mother I will be nothing like you. I would rather give my kids up for adoption than be like you. Oh wait, you did that.
• Season 2, Episode 24: "Valley Girls" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
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