Serena: It doesn't make sense!Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.
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Serena: The entire thing was a scam.
Chuck: His suits never did fit well.
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Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy.
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Serena: Just because he took all the money doesn't mean our feelings weren't real.
• Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con" • Rating: 4.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Everything with Gabriel is perfect.
• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: [to Gabriel] I don't hate you. But I hate lying. And you lied to me. And you lied to Poppy. And despite everything, she's still my friend and I care about her.
• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.
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Serena: [to Gabriel] Without you, how else will all of the African teenagers send in updates to Gossip Girl?
• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: I've done the two-girlfriend thing; I can't do it again.
• Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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