Dan: Did you sleep with someone else?Serena: Yes.
Dan: I'm done.
• Episode: Woman On the Verge • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Blair: Performance anxiety?
Serena: Bye Blair!
• Episode: Desperately Seeking Serena • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: This is not about last year Georgina, it's about last night!
Georgina: Like you are some innocent bystander who walked in on...
Serena: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT GEORGINA, OKAY?! And neither are you. If I going down, you're going down with me. In the meantime, stay out of my life.
Georgina: I don't need anyone in my life who doesn't wanna be there.
Serena: Then we're agreed.
• Episode: Desperately Seeking Serena • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Chuck. Yes, I'm still fine. I haven't heard from Georgina in two weeks, so if you'd stop calling me I'd finally be rid of all of my monsters. Bye!
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: This is not a game!
Georgina: Aww c'mon, I'm just having a little fun.
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: I mean, people thought that I was Gossip Girl.
Serena: [laughs] You have to admit, it made sense at the time.
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Where do you think your going?
Serena: I can't talk right now Mom, I'll explain later.
Lily: If you invite an old friend to our quiet family dinner, I expect you to stay and eat.
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: Blair?
Blair: Serena, what are you doing here? It's late. Oh my God. What's happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.
Serena: I can't.
Blair: Of course you can.
Serena: No. No, B, this is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.
Blair: I'm not anyone, I'm me. You can tell me anything.
Serena: No I can't. Because then that would make you a part of it. And you can't be a part of this.
Blair: What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing you could ever say to make me let go. I love you. What is it?
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Oh, Sarah again, what is she, your new girlfriend?
Dan: Yeah, just kidding, but she's new in town, and she does want to meet you.
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: 4.7 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: How are you always so right?
Serena: Its easy when you're always wrong.
• Episode: All About My Brother • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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