Eric: [to Serena] There are strangers having sex in your bed.Serena: Oh God.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think I might be grounded.
Poppy: Oh, Serena ... no.
• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Everything you've done, spreading rumors about who I've had sex with, what alley I puked in or telling Dean Barrowby that I killed Pete Fairman, I forgave everything all because I thought one day you'd grow up. But putting up a Gossip Girl blast about Yale and the press release ...
Blair: Serena, I didn't put out the blast.
Serena: At least have the dignity not to lie to my face.
Blair: But I'm not lying.
Serena: Only two people knew about it, you and Dan. And Dan would never do something like that. I always want to believe the best in you, Blair, but the bottom line is, betrayal's in your nature.
• Season 2, Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: Serena, I know you like him, but as your friend, Julian is the most self-absorbed pompous person I have ever met. All he does is go on and on about classic movies and it's totally annoying.
Serena: You were keeping up with him pretty good there.
Vanessa: Yeah. And I'm totally annoying.
• Season 2, Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You know, I don't know why I ever had a crush on you.
Julian: Serena, I'm gay.
• Season 2, Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Yale, the only thing she wanted more than me. That would be painful.
Serena: Chuck, she's embarrassed, so we've gotta give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck: Maybe I could lick them for her.
• Season 2, Episode 19: "The Grandfather" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Yeah, Bette Davis. I love her eyes ... her hair is Harlow gold.
• Season 2, Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: It's just sometimes that my thoughts come so fast that I get confused.
• Season 2, Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Aren't you so tired of brooding artists?
Serena: Well, he does brood in the sexiest way.
• Season 2, Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rachel: I'm guessing for you, birthdays rarely meant new pens and a notebook to fill with your ideas.
Serena: Yeah, more like a Chanel wallet and a credit card to get me out of the house.
• Season 2, Episode 17: "Carrnal Knowledge" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
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