Vanessa: I know I'm an enemy of the state right now, but what happened to you Nate? The guy I used to call my friend ... had a moral compass.• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: What happened at the Hudson this morning ... wasn't what it looked like.
Nate: What do you mean?
Vanessa: The guy you and Tripp saved? He didn't fall. I think it was set up.
Nate: That's ridiculous.
Vanessa: I have it all on tape.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Nate: Look, the polls close in a few hours. Can't you just wait?
Vanessa: I wish I could! This is not some high school thing with Blair and the mean girls, this is someone running for public office, Nate.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Blair: You!
Vanessa: Yeah, Blair, me.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: You really think you're better than me?
Blair: I think we both know the answer to that.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Generations of breeding and wealth had to come together to produce me. I have more in common with Marie Antoinette than with you. You may be popular at some step-Ivy safety school, but the fact is the rabblers still rabble and they need a queen.
Vanessa: You stole the toast.
Blair: I was willing to do what was necessary. Including lying to Chuck, the one person who trusts me more than anyone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go give my toast.
Vanessa: Actually Blair? Congratulations, you just did.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I gotta be honest, I really like Olivia ...
Vanessa: Dan, you're WAY off base right now.
Dan: ... and I've always cared about you, but ...
Vanessa: Stop! I'm not in love with you, you moron. Georgina's been blackmailing me.
Dan: What? Why? Look, Vanessa, I'm your best friend. You can tell me, you have to tell me. What does she have on you?
Vanessa: She knows that I know Scott is your brother.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Georgina: That was pathetic. Haven't you ever tried to get somebody to dump a celebrity before?
Vanessa: No.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Georgina: Why won't he respond to any of my calls or my texts or my animated e-cards?
Vanessa: Are you serious?
Georgina: The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog.
Vanessa: Okay. Dan didn't write you back because (a) he broke up with you, (b) he's seeing someone else, and (c) even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person.
Georgina: Wait, can we go back to (b) for a second?
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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