Dan: I gotta be honest, I really like Olivia ...Vanessa: Dan, you're WAY off base right now.
Dan: ... and I've always cared about you, but ...
Vanessa: Stop! I'm not in love with you, you moron. Georgina's been blackmailing me.
Dan: What? Why? Look, Vanessa, I'm your best friend. You can tell me, you have to tell me. What does she have on you?
Vanessa: She knows that I know Scott is your brother.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Georgina: That was pathetic. Haven't you ever tried to get somebody to dump a celebrity before?
Vanessa: No.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Georgina: Why won't he respond to any of my calls or my texts or my animated e-cards?
Vanessa: Are you serious?
Georgina: The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog.
Vanessa: Okay. Dan didn't write you back because (a) he broke up with you, (b) he's seeing someone else, and (c) even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person.
Georgina: Wait, can we go back to (b) for a second?
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: Why are you using my screen name again?
Dan: Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my IM.
• Season 3, Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: I see you've taken down my Goddard poster.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 5.0 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: I once dated a guy who kept part of himself hidden. He never gave anyone a chance to accept him. And in the end, everyone lost.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: 2.3 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: I'm just trying to wrap my head around the fact that my roommate is ... Olivia Burke.
Olivia: And mine's Vanessa Abrams. Just two girls going to NYU? Crazy right?
Vanessa: Yeah.
• Season 3, Episode 4: "Dan de Fleurette" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Scott: Vanessa, I lied to you because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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