Vanessa: I came to you because I wanted to do something besides feel sorry for myself, but all it's been has been sleazy platitudes and you staring at my boobs.• Season 2, Episode 20: "Remains of the J" • Rating: 7.0 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: Serena, I know you like him, but as your friend, Julian is the most self-absorbed pompous person I have ever met. All he does is go on and on about classic movies and it's totally annoying.
Serena: You were keeping up with him pretty good there.
Vanessa: Yeah. And I'm totally annoying.
• Season 2, Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I'm here on a rather pathetic mission. I'm boyfriend snooping.
Vanessa: I see.
Serena: It's not something I'm proud of, but I don't know what else to do. Something's going on with Dan, I thought I knew what it was but I don't. I was wondering if he said anything to you.
Vanessa: No he didn't. I'm sorry.
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will" • Rating: 2.5 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I figured if he would've told anyone, he would've told you.
Vanessa: Whatever it is, I'm sure he'll tell you. Dan's not exactly one for keeping secrets.
Serena: I used to think that, but now I don't know anymore.
• Season 2, Episode 15: "Gone with the Will" • Rating: 4.0 / 10 • Permalink
Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.
• Season 2, Episode 12: "It's a Wonderful Lie" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: [to Blair] Now that we've established that I own you, you have six hours to get a thousand signatures and make sure they're legible. Have fun!
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Chuck in Real Life" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: I can make you help me you know.
Blair: Oh, it makes jokes too!
Vanessa: Everyone knows you and Marcus broke up, but no one knows why. [shows picture]
Blair: Even you wouldn't stoop that low.
Vanessa: Blackmail works so well for you ... maybe I'm missing out!
• Season 2, Episode 7: "Chuck in Real Life" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: You crash the party, and tell me to break it off with Catherine. Then you pull a 180 and tell me to stay with her. And then you just bolt. I mean, did I do something? Or... what happened?
Vanessa: I'm late.
Nate: Oh so that's it. We're not even friends now?
Vanessa: We were never really friends, Nate.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vanessa: Nate? What are you doing here?
Nate: You haven't returned my phone calls.
Vanessa: I've ... been busy.
• Season 2, Episode 4: "The Ex-Files" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: I can't believe Nate Archibald is a gigolo.
Vanessa: You can't tell anyone!
Dan: Who? Who would I tell? Except everyone I've ever met. [pauses] I won't.
• Season 2, Episode 3: "The Dark Night" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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