Blair: [after Gabriel-Poppy fight] Oops.Chuck: Hmm.
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Georgina: Chuck Bass! Have you been saved too?
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Chuck: If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her.
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Blair: Oh Nate, what are you doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.
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Blair: [to Serena, about Gabriel] He told Chuck he met you at Butter, but I know for a fact that Butter was closed that night because I used their bartender for the Nelly Yuki SAT sabotage party!
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Blair: I can't believe I have to see my sworn enemy with Nancy Pelosi hair.
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Blair: [to Serena] He fell in love with you while you were roofied. How romantic!
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Blair: We caught this redneck red-handed!
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Blair: Rats go underground. Not Waldorfs.
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Blair: NYU? What was I thinking? You know what I think about ironic facial hair.
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