Serena: Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: [to Gabriel] Without you, how else will all of the African teenagers send in updates to Gossip Girl?
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Serena: I've done the two-girlfriend thing; I can't do it again.
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Vanessa: [still playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass twice. [drinks faster]
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Vanessa: [playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass. [drinks]
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