Nate: You're not still thinking about that girl are you?Chuck: Her name is Elle. If you must know, I'm late for my chiropractor. Makes the Kama Sutra feel new again.
Nate: Nice to see you moving on.
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Blair: I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.
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Blair: (to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew you and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: When the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. Make something up, idiots! With friends like these, who needs friends.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Every great leader knows, you don't send your girls into the field unarmed. If we know Blair Waldorf, munitions are on their way.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Miss Queller: New school policy. There will be no cell phone usage during school hours. Every morning before you enter the building you will check your phones.
Blair: Is this a joke?
Penelope: I feel nauseous.
Hazel: Pinch me. I'm in my own worst nightmare.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Never in my 16,982 hours of schooling have I ever been sentenced to detention.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: While Upper East Siders are hitting the snooze button, Blair Waldorf had a rude awakening when the rooster crowed at dawn this morning.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gossip Girl: They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and once something is set on motion, it can't help up to build a momentum.
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Gossip Girl: One thing is certain on the Upper East Side - what goes around, comes around.
• Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
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