Lily: I figured social climbing would be more fulfilling.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Too bad no one told him: you can't save a damsel if she loves her distress.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Here's a little tip, Jenny: the faster you rise, the harder you fall. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: It makes jokes. Cute.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: The Humphrey men do casual Friday everyday.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: I don't think mom is a big fan of surprises. Remember her 30th birthday, with the clown and his llama?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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