Blair: Are you upset because you kissed a guy?Chuck: I'm upset because I kissed someone who wasn't you. Do you really think I've never kissed a guy before?
Blair: Love me?
Chuck: Always.
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Chuck: You were late.
Blair: I got caught in a text flurry with Dorota. I'm sorry.
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Minion: Vanessa is giving the toast again, and she's got some big pink claw thing!
Blair: Well, I don't know about that. However, phase one is complete.
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Blair: You!
Vanessa: Yeah, Blair, me.
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Chuck: You okay?
Blair: No, no! No I am not okay!
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Chuck: Bad dream? Don't tell me it was Charade again. I know how terrifying you find Walter Matthau.
Blair: Worse. I was in All About Eve.
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Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one day you will hold that school in the palm [kiss] of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey. I'm Audrey!
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Serena: Please tell me this is a joke.
Nate: Don't worry. I have an idea.
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Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
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Serena: But what makes you think we'll win? You're not exactly a card shark?
Nate: Well, this one night Bree told me every one of P.J.'s tells. So you'll know exactly when to call his bluff.
Serena: Wait, what? Me?
Nate: Oh, yeah. You're gonna be playing.
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