Dan: When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.
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Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.
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Jenny: Come on, Dan, Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it.
Dan: How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.
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Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.
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Serena: You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other.
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Serena: How's your mom doing with the divorce.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
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Chuck: So smoke up and seal the deal with Claire. Because you're also entitled the tap that ass.
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Dan: Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?
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Jenny: Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.
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